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unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!""No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.""mOOOMMMM"

unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
"mOOOMMMM"

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meowoofau:

if you’re a bat and you’re watching this video

Then you’ve probably had the hiccups…

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teapotsahoy:

aquahopeful:

nobodys-problem:

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

Always Reblog

guys but seriously

their legs forgot they were legs

crazydrummer05

I don’t know about cats, but I know when you give ketamine to a dog, it affects their back legs more strongly than their front, with the result that they’ll encounter a bump and just suddenly sit.

This is hilarious.

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You’re All Surrounded’s First Teaser

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magpieandwhale:

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

Ohmygosh, good morning, world. <3

magpieandwhale:

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

Ohmygosh, good morning, world. <3

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fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

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awwww-cute:

Percy, my one-eyed owl friend!

awwww-cute:

Percy, my one-eyed owl friend!

Tags: owl
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iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious&#160;!!

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious !!

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leupagus:

lfrmjllszn:

Dottie’s Delights Spring/Summer 2014 ‘Richards Collection’

Photo credits:
Photography: Kimberly Capriotti
Model: Maddison Quinn
Hair & Make-Up: Jen Bean
Styling: Stephanie Foley
Location: The Richards House Bed & Breakfast, Dubuque Iowa

Please don’t remove the credits.

Okay yes, super awesome collection or what have you, but SERIOUSLY, I HOPE EVERYONE WHO SEES THESE PHOTOS UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS IS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING WEAR GARTERS.

I wear garters and stockings on the regular, and if you try to wear them like this, you will inevitably have a super dupes awkward time in the ladies’ when you need to pee. Garters are worn under your panties, which yes makes getting dressed in the morning sort of hilariously kinky until you find a pair of Jockeys to put on (and while I am totally appreciative of ladies who can pull off the whole coordinated-garter-undies-and-bra look, my only criteria for undies is that they don’t have holes in them).

The thing that I don’t get is why showing a garter-and-undies set correctly is so fucking difficult for photographers and style magazines and what have you. This picture makes the garters look weird and baggy; showing them with the undies placed properly would give the whole silhouette more definition.

In short: there were multiple ladies doing this shoot and they still fucked it up. I’m almost impressed.

Actually garter belts can be wore either way. Using the facilities isn’t any more awkward if you wear the belt on the outside because you can just pull the belt down to your thighs with your panties. The only time things get a bit weird is if you’re wearing one-piece shapewear with garter tabs. Then you have to undo all the tabs and redo them after. It’s a huge pain in the ass but gets easier with practice.

I think the problem I have with this particular collection is that the fitting on the garter belt is loose and baggy. Is it an issue with the fabric? Improperly fitted? Maybe it was designed for a model with wider hips or more belly. The way it’s gaping makes me think it would be really impractical to wear for anything that’s not sexy-times. Personally I think I’d be fidgety and uncomfortable, but then I prefer belts that double as shapewear so any bagging would drive me batty.

Those stockings are gorgeous though.

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